It all starts with a fond look. Not a glance. I’m talking a look with some genuine love and admiration. The kind of look that you give that first girl you think is really cool. So after that initial ice is broken you casually stroke over, and see what it up. You gently run your fingers down her left side, sliding her lever to the on position. Generously giving a much needed sip. Then taking her hand in yours you give two quick solid pumps. Don’t give to much! Gotta always leave them wanting more. Now things are getting serious. Putting you right foot on her starter lever you slowly glide the pedal down. One time, two times, and a third. Finally on the fourth time she firmly pushes back letting you know that here heart is racing, and she’s ready for you. In one swift motion you reach over to her left hand and twist her timing forward. With the same hand you grab the ignition key and give it two clicks. Now she is so ready her oil light is glowing bright crimson red.
Now it’s that special point in the relationship where you pause only for a second or two. Your planets have truly aligned. Points gaps are perfecty snapping open and closed. Carburetor jets are tickling just the right amount of gasoline. Intake and exhaust valves are working in complete harmony. Letting the ripe flammable gasses in, and setting the spent ones free out in the world. Now the time has come to light the fire. Now some over zealous suitors might want to grit their teeth, give the mightiest kick of all kicks. You know better than that. You play this one to hard, and she’ll kick you back. You are smart, and put in just the right amount of foreplay, knowing that your lady is ready. You raise up and shift all of your body weight to your right foot. You let your weight fall on to her. About half way down something amazing happens. She pulls you down with her. Pulling you in to her loving embrace. Gears spin, spark plugs spark, and she glugs over under her own power. You advance her spark, and goes right to a smooth even idle.
You stand beside her and she purrs like a ocilating kitten.
She is yours for the taking.